Dear Friend,

So many sites on the internet advertise themselves as 'eulogy writers' or 'term paper writers.' How lazy is that?! What happens when you need something written that is not a eulogy or a term paper? Who can you turn to? No one, until now. Where they stop, I begin. With my help, you’ll be able to pretend that you can confidently write all sorts of stressful documents.

Such as:

Ransom Note
Shopping List
Runaway Note
Letter to Prison
Break-up Emails
And much, much more!

If you hire me, here's what you'll get:

Memorable Words!
Sentimental Words!
Professional Words!
Big Words!
Small Words!
Conjunctions & Punctuation!

All this can be yours for FREE… (But you’re welcome to send $19.95. Who doesn’t like money?)