I’d say don’t bother, but I know
you will anyway.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Favorite Email of the Week:
I saw you the other
day on that TV show. Well, let me be the first
to say, you’re unwatchable. I subscribe
to Basic Cable for this? I’d rather suck
Okay, you make me sick.
Hope this finds you well,
Mary Fessert, BillyCorganLovesMe33@aol.com
Only the best emails will
be posted, so keep them short and sweet.