I enjoy spam.

I’d say don’t bother, but I know you will anyway.

Email me at shoe@shoeschuster.com

Favorite Email of the Week:

I saw you the other day on that TV show. Well, let me be the first to say, you’re unwatchable. I subscribe to Basic Cable for this? I’d rather suck a lemon.

Okay, you make me sick.

Hope this finds you well,
Mary Fessert, BillyCorganLovesMe33@aol.com

Only the best emails will be posted, so keep them short and sweet.